Picture this normally your Monday morning. Gotta love metaphors but basically, while I am going through a truckload of emails just like a detective I come across an eye-catching subject: “Surprise Drug Screening Scheduling.” Puzzled already. But the coffee stays still even though it’s like my world turned upside down all of a sudden.
Allow me to break it down. Companies have to walk a fine line to keep their employees on track. Psychology behind Employee Drug Screening is not just red tape for nothing. There’s a lot of business – staff safety and well-being at the center of it all.
Now Bob from finance decided to make his morning a bit more exciting than anyone around him, plus what if you have an incident at work you could avoid?
Running the show from backstage resembles some kind of circus act. Sitting in with the test scheduling from HR is a very capable girl called Emily. Somehow crafting daily impossible to-do lists to make it all work, it’s like watching a first violinist if they also doubled as a sheet music organizer.
Do you remember how high-school dances were super awkward and was all about keeping a big enough distance? How terrible we feel about drug testing. Just like pulling out a band-aid out as fast as we can, all involved want to get through it as quickly as possible. There’s going to be basically no enjoying the process.
The real action here all about legal nitty-gritty. Like Pizza toppings; what flies in one part of America gets you the side eye in another. Plus add some flavor of disasters into the mix, moments when something unplanned comes by and steals a show.
Word on the grapevine is that Charlie knew someone who tried passing the test using vinegar as a trick they found online. And he failed. Points for creativity! A trust exercise in the kind of hide-and-seek kids play usually isn’t going to beat the system very easily.
Drug tests – They act as doorbells if you want to get in without announcing. Required to maintain order and health of all inhabitants at a party. You can’t bring yourself to like them but they do serve a great purpose.